Fish

One fish

two fish

Red fish

no fish

My Person swears that there were no fish in her carpal tunnel

I'm still not sure I believe My Person

why would it be called a Carpal tunnel if there wasn't any carp in it?
see, there could be some fish hiding under that stuff

why would the forks be there if there wasn't something to eat there?

and if there wasn't any fish in it, how come we had to go away?

We were put in kennels

and they poked us for our heartworm tests

and poked us again for our shots

and gave our ears medicine

and cleaned them

we didn't care for any of this

I think we could've stayed home

but now My Person says we will have to go away again at the end of May

because she is having her other carpal tunnel taken care of

I don't like this bit of news

now we're told we have to go back

I don't even know when May is

what if it is tomorrow?


Pray That I Die Soon

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