Stone walls do not a prison make, nor iron bars a cage.

This is true

my cage bars are more wiry

I should know

I get to see my cage bars more and more

Angel and I are in prison lots

My Person says that's because we keep wreaking havoc

I try to tell her that we only do that because our teeth bother us

My Person says that we have to be in prison until our teeth get cleaned by the guy in the crinkly suit

I like going to the place where the crinkly suit guy is

There are lots of people and animals there

But we have to wait weeks before we go there

Which means we have to spend weeks in prison when My Person isn't home

We don't even get separate prisons

Angel and I have to share

I'm tired of having to share prison

When I was little, the Squishy Cat liked to be in prison with me
See how little room there was?

Now I have to share prison with Angel

and there's only one bed

I don't like having one bed

And weeks is a long time


Pray That I Die Soon